I had the funniest dream ever in my entire life last night.

For some reason, even tho exams had all finished, we were in school. It was Friday morning so we had our Russia lesson at lower, only our classroom was being used. I don't know why, but we decided to go along to A12 to see if our lesson was in there. While we were walking through the foyer we saw Mr Chesterman who was supposed to be teaching our lesson, but had forgotten that he was doing so because it was sports day. He was standing there in the school PE kit, hahahaha. Brand new huge white trainers, long white socks, grey kneelength shorts (as opposed to the skort type thing we had to wear), a yellow aerotex, and the school blazer. It was absolutely hilarious. I woke up laughing, and I still can't get the picture out of my head. Even thinking about it now makes me laugh.

Anyway, I'm meant to be going to bed now, I just wanted to note this down so I won't forget it x

Before i go to bed, something I (and the rest of the family) found hilarious:

Me: Good day old chap. I hope your meal today was capital!
Barry: It certainly was old chum. And i'll tell you another thing. They say capital in the play! How bright you are


Real update and things replied to tomorrow when I won't have to go to bed so early and have an English test the next day.

Guess who is going to be falling asleep throughout the Abbey Service tomorrow morning?

Oh Miss Stacey is a cow.

Aha finally dressed!

Family coming round soon. Should be here now actually.

Ooh.

Goodness, that England match was a gutter. :(

I reckon I should become England manager.

And I have decided to support Spain as my fall-back team. (Hoping Ruth will do the same so then we can be like 'ooooh spain! omgosh what now?')

Anything eaten just before or during a football match is disqualified as the calories are burnt through the stress of it.

I've managed to do the impossibly impossible English hw. Tomorrow I'm meeting Vienna at 8:15 and we will edit eachother's, ooh we are smart. Still over, got it down to 4124 but then added in another paragraph adding it up to 4373.

WE'RE CONCENTRATING ON FALLING APART, WE WERE CONTENDERS, WE'RE THROWING THE FIGHT, I JUST WANNA BELIEVE, I JUST WANNA BELIEVE, I JUST WANNA BELIEVE. WE'RE CONCENTRATING ON FALLING APART, WE WERE CONTENDERS, WE'RE THROWING THE FIGHT.

Oh dear.

Tom just took my last chip so I threw a cup of water over him.

Mum's face was a picture.

Last night's conversation.

Tom: I bet my thumb is bigger than Rosa's wrists
Me: Oh, as if!
Tom: Ok then, both of my thumbs.

Later on mum measured them and the circumfrence of Tom's thumbs is 4 and a half inches, and the circumfrence of my wrist is 5 and a half inches.

I won I won I won! Altho he still thinks he did, crazy boy.

Oh I am SO pleased with my January exam timetable!

Mechanics: Friday 11th, AM

History: Friday 11th, PM
that's my largest clash of all and there'll be a 2 hour break in between them in which I can revise in too, and then it's 2 subjects out of the way, maths forever and history until June!

Spanish: Tuesday 15th, PM
3 hours of constant Spanish which is a bit :/ but it's way better than it was last year, with Spanish AND History on the same day, and it's guaranteed we will have done more than 2 class listenings this time round

Pride and Prejudice: Wednesday 16th, AM

Scary horrid English exam: Wednesday 30th, PM
meaning I have 2 weeks of no other subjects to revise that, yessss!!!!


:D :D :D :D

*Monday- picked up sixth form hoody, got some school books and four cds out of the library. Bought 2 cds.

*Tuesday- meeting Chanel at Hammersmith and then going to Tasha's picnic if it's still on

*Wednesday- as of yet, nothing, something will be planned however to fill that hole meeting Emmy late morning in MK

*Thursday- meeting Farah at 11:30 at Waterloo, HP5 in the evening with Lara

*Friday- Farhana's picnic, Ruth and my birthday party!

*Saturday- Harry Potter day, Mike's birthday bbq

*Sunday- strawberry picking, MY BIRTHDAY!


:D :D :D

LMAO

Hi Bern,

Just to prove that Rosa will be hard at work while she's here, here's her itinerary! So she'd best get her eating and partying boots on and bring expanding clothes! Actually would you send her with a larger suitcase, so I can send a few clothes back with her, rather than paying excess baggage when I come over 5 days later!? Also, she may need room if she gets anything new whilst here - the sales are on and Cannes has fab shops!

I can't find her e-mail anywhere, so would you e-mail this onto pink pasta rules at whatever server she's on - and if you could ensure that stef gets her to the airport 2 hours before cos the way security is, she'll miss the flight if she's not early and speedy to get airside...

Hope she can cope with flying alone! I'll meet her at the Terminal where she comes out. She just has to wait for her bag and as she comes through the exit, i'll be waiting. If she has a problem/is worried/lost, tell her to text me on my normal English mobile number - i'll have it with me!

Speak soon,
Txx

ITINERARY

Wed 11th July 6, 2007
arr. Cannes noon – drive to Maema Beach, book dinner for 7.30pm on Thursday.
12.30 Lunch at Carlton Beach
14.30-15.00 check into 3.14 hotel
15.00-17.30 shopping/hotel visit
18.30 drinks at C-Beach
19.30 cocktails at Via Notte/Le Must/Le Living Room
21.00 dinner at Palm Beach Club
23.30 clubbing at Palm Beach Club
later return to 3.14

Thursday 12 July
10.30am breakfast. Lounge by pool
13.00 Lunch at L’Annexe/check Vegaluna
15.00-17.30 shopping/relaxing
18.30 drinks at 3.14 bar/Z-Plage
19.30 dinner/clubbing at Maema Beach
22.00 cocktails at any of bars missed last night/Le Choco/Pavillion Croisette
(before Grand Hotel)
23.30/midnight dancing at Le Palais nightclub.

Friday 13 July 6, 2007
10.30 breakfast – lounge by pool
Noon – checkout
13.00 Lunch anywhere we’ve missed
15.00 drive back to Vence
Get Rosa to airport by 20.00

Cocktails for Rosa will be non-alcoholic ones!!

Ahh I cannot wait for work shadowing!

Hahaha, I really shouldn't be left alone.

I meant to buy a toffee sundae and go home.

I ended up spending £22, not including the ice cream.

I bought Justin Timberlake's album lmao, when I only even like one song from it hahaha.
And I bought Little Miss Sunshine, and Cheaper by the Dozen 1&2.

But it was all in the sale and cost thirty pounds than it would have done [£53.90]

:D

I had the funniest conversation with Yusra today.

Me: Hey look, the ducks are back!
Her: They look kinda bored.
Me: Well if it's too bad they can fly away.
Her: Don't be stupid, ducks can't fly. It's not as if they're BIRDS.

This made me laugh sooooooo much

( 50 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts )


Ahaaa I'm soooo excited and it's still like over two months haha.
Can not wait xD

I am far too easily amused.

Ishmael has a fishmael on a dishmael, make a wishmael, with a buckle and a swishmael! And if he were a girl he could be called Trishmael.
:D

I don't understand, if the woman in the programe got down to a BMI of 19, why can she fit into 00, when I'm 18.5 and I can't get any lower than 6? I don't like, want to try, I just don't understand it.

Anna said the best thing to me yesterday while watching High School Musical.
Anna: Rosa, you should be a cheerleader.
Me: What? Why's that?
Anna: Not because of the exercise but your legs won't look fat in a skirt.

I think that's the best thing she's ever said to me.

On another note, y'know how I said I wanted shorts? Haha the funniest thing happened. Mum went past Dorothy Perkins {she went to TopShop yesterday} in order to look at/buy clothes for Anna. She got like cropped trousers from TopShop yesterday, all of which were a size 10. Neither of them fitted Anna. One pair was too small for me, one pair was fairly loose, and one pair fitted but wouldn't if I grew. All from the same TopShop, wtf? Anyhow, today she got some shorts from Dorothy Perkins, a size 12, they fitted Anna but she didn't like them, so I'm having them :D They're only £18 aswell. The fact that they're a 12 has me like :/ but... well, they look alright and I don't want to go back and try the 10 incase it doesn't and then I feel even worse. But anyway, now I have some shorts :D

And now I'm going to finish my English essay.
Edit: essay is now finished! And I feel a lot better in myself. Since around January I have owed mum £26.10 and today I finally gave her it. Well, I gave her £30.10, meaning I only have £14 left to give her [for the shorts]. Yay :)
Oh and, Chantal finally txted me! On the 18th I txt her to say Happy Birthday and demanding a reply, she didn't and I took personal offence, but it seems my txt only arrived today as her inbox was full. Silly billy.

Find my LJ Mojo!

Haha I don't even know what promiscious means.

( I have 2 new monkeys and they're amazing and they're from Tom from Mexico and they're called OKI and SKEM {see if you can work out why} :D and they totally make up for the fact that we had to wait for Tom for TWO hours at Heathrow. And I'm reeeeaaaaally hyper. I LOVE dark chocolate :D )

Like, totally overate on the dark chocolate. But am I paniccing? No :D
Instead I have gum :D
{even more calories, woohoo! :|}